ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC QUOTES!

About the final rounds of Eredivisie, with Ajax in a comfortable lead.
Reporter: "Do you think it's even possible for Ajax to lose nine points in nine games?"
"According to my calculations it is possible to lose nine points in only three games."

At the press conference after the game against England. Reporter: "You´we got some scars in your face, Zlatan. What has happened?"
"Well...I don´t know...you´ll have to ask your wife about that"

"Is your playing style Swedish or Yugoslavian?
"It's Zlatan-style."

Zlatan about the rumour that he bought a super-Porsche.
"Absolutely not. I have ordered a plane. It is much faster."

What would you name your son?
"Zlatan jr."

Answer to critizism from John Carew that Zlatan's moves are pointless.
"What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange."

"Is there anything in the world that could stop you from becoming no 1 in the world?"
"An injury."

On his move on Stephane Henchoz of Liverpool
"First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog."

On the question what his girlfriend got when they got engaged:
"What she got? She got Zlatan."

On the question whether he would dribble defender Chivu, one of his teammates:
"I would dribble him. But he is still the best I have met."

"Who is the most beautiful girl in the world?"
"I haven't met her yet, but when I do, I will date her."

To Malmö FF coach Michael Andersson during practice:
"Do you think that you are my mother?"

Answer to the question "If I say Anders Svensson and Kim Källström, what do you say?":
"Zlatan."

Answer to the question "What are you NOT going to say when you meet your teammates in Ajax for the first time?":
"I am Zlatan, who the hell are you?"

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